This is not a drive-through! She is not fried chicken![mqqiin response to Dean honking the horn for Rory to come out[/mqqi]
This is it. She can finally go to Harvard like she’s always wanted and get the education that I never got and get to do all the things that I never got to do and then I can resent her for it and we can finally have a normal mother-daughter relationship.
The clock stops ringing once I throw it against the wall giving me ample time to fall back to sleep, you however never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you, thus ensuring the wake up process.[to Rory]
The battle for soup versus salad is waging in the other room. Come quick and settle it, please, as I’m running out of French curse words that they won’t understand.
That doesn’t make sense. This is Dean we’re talking about. He’s crazy about you. He calls like 25 times a day. Have you seen the cover of his notebook? It’s one step away from stalker material.
Taylor, come quickly. Our “before” Mary is about to become an “after.” Who else in town is knocked up?
Sometimes you have something you need to say but you can’t because the words won’t come out or you get scared or you feel stupid, so if you could write a song and sing it then you could say what you need to say and it would be beautiful and people would listen and you wouldn’t make a complete idiot out of yourself, but all of us can’t be songwriters so some of us will never be able to say what we’re thinking or what we want other people to know that we’re thinking so we’ll never get the chance to make things right again ever.
Rory’s not going to be a problem. She’s totally low maintenance. You know, like a Honda. You know, they’re just easy, just.. Nice office.[to Headmaster Charleston]
Rory, I know you heard a lot of talk about various disappointments this evening and I know you’ve heard a lot of talk about it in the past. But I want to make this very clear. You, young lady, your person and your existance have never ever been, not even for a second, included in that list.[after an explosive family dinner between the Gilmores and the Haydens]