Sometimes you have to trick yourself into having a good time. Just pretend you’re having the best time in the world, and then maybe you will.[to Sheila]
Ow! Stop hitting me with knowledge![after Rhonda hits her with the book]
Never give bad news in a meeting, bad news is a phone call.
If you wanna do something more than nod and eat a salad, and make a pretty cry-face, you are punished.
I am horrified this place doesn’t have a bar. Have I mentioned that I am absolutely f***ing horrified? What, they think we can’t drink and skate at the same time?
How am I gonna have sex tonight? I’m so filled with sh*t, there’s no extra room for a d*ck.
Feminism has principles, life has compromises.
Congratulations, Gloria Steinem. The one time you keep your legs shut, we all get f***ed![to Ruth]
Are you hiring actors to play wrestlers, or are we the wrestlers?[to Sam]
