Sometimes you have to trick yourself into having a good time. Just pretend you’re having the best time in the world, and then maybe you will.[to Sheila]
If you wanna do something more than nod and eat a salad, and make a pretty cry-face, you are punished.
I am horrified this place doesn’t have a bar. Have I mentioned that I am absolutely f***ing horrified? What, they think we can’t drink and skate at the same time?