That’s life, Lucifer. Pain is inevitable. The suffering, that’s optional.
Stalling? Sex? Me? Doctor, have we even met before?[to Linda]
Sometimes you have to accept when someone doesn’t feel the same way about you.[to Eve]
Sometimes there’s a darkness waiting just under the surface.
She is truly good. And I don’t mean in bed. I wouldn’t know. That’s how good she is.[about Chloe]
Shared office workspace. Even I find this a bit cruel… torture wise.
See? Didn’t have to chase him at all. He got tired.[to Chloe, after hitting the suspect with a tire.]
Right. What is it this time? Are frogs about to start falling from the sky or perhaps winter is coming.[Chloe Decker: Father Kinley had been asking to see me, so I finally went and he told me about a prophecy.]
One thing I refuse to hate about myself is my style.
Once I shot Lucifer to prove he was the Devil, and now I’m shooting you to prove you’re not.[to Michael]
Oh. Well, there’s an oxymoron.[Chloe Decker: Lucifer. Oh, my God.]
Oh, gosh, I detest cats. Want an animal to stare at you with contempt? Get a cat. Open box of excrement in your house? Cat.
