Therapists. Always using your own words against you.
The funny thing about miracles is they happen every day. An angel has a child with a human. The Devil can fall in love. We can all learn. And we can all grow.
The best part of life, being a parent, is that you get to slow down and enjoy it.
That’s what being in a relationship is, sharing without losing yourself in the process.
Return it with so much as a scratch and I’ll see you in hell.[after handing the keys of his car]
Rebranded? Does it come with a new scent? Free toy inside?
Pain and suffering. Music to my ears.
One thing that I’ve learned in therapy is that we need to be gentle with ourselves before we’re gentle with anybody else.
One man’s trash is a forensic scientist’s treasure.
Oh, yes, the three signs of puberty. Acne, pubes and wings.[to Amenadiel]
Oh, come on, who doesn’t love a sex party? Then again, if you’re me, every party’s a sex party of sorts.
None of us can be certain of the future. But what we can control is what we do right now.
