Welcome to the club of parental deceit, child. It’s a lonely place, but, that’s the price of being clever.[to Trixie]
We’re similar in a lot of ways, aren’t we, Burt? Except for one. You’re a bad man and I’m not. I’m much, much worse than that.
Vatican investigator? Sounds like a soon-to-be-canceled TV show.[to Father Kinley]
Turns out an arranged existence kind of takes the spark out of things.[about Adam]
This girl is an angel, and I may do a lot of sinful things, but incest is not on the list.
Therapists. Always using your own words against you.
The funny thing about miracles is they happen every day. An angel has a child with a human. The Devil can fall in love. We can all learn. And we can all grow.
The best part of life, being a parent, is that you get to slow down and enjoy it.
That’s what being in a relationship is, sharing without losing yourself in the process.
Return it with so much as a scratch and I’ll see you in hell.[after handing the keys of his car]
Rebranded? Does it come with a new scent? Free toy inside?
One thing that I’ve learned in therapy is that we need to be gentle with ourselves before we’re gentle with anybody else.