No parent wants to see their child in pain. But it’s part of the job.[to Rory]
Never loving anyone is far worse than loss.
Never bring a knife to a devil fight.
Ladies… Oh, it’s a comfort to know I’ll expire erect.[after seeing a kiss between Eve and Ella]
Ironically, we’re in Hell, and finally I’m ready to be God.[to Chloe]
In order to truly torture someone, you must know what they desire more than anything else.
In my experience, problems are like Bible salesmen, or genital warts. If you pretend they’re not there, sooner or later, they disappear.
If you need therapy, you call the office, make an appointment and pay in cash. Or in kind, if she’s up for it. I mean, have some decency, man.[to Adam]
If you need anything, anything at all, just say a little prayer. I plan to be a boots-on-the-ground type of God.
If the world is senseless and random, well, then all we can do is just what we think is best.
If the devil can be redeemed, then anyone can.
If I wanted to attend an art class, I would have at least had the sense to take one with a nude model.
