I’ve found women, generally, don’t like a man punching holes in things.
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Dad.
I mean, God works in mysterious ways. So you just got to believe that when He crushes your nuts, He does it for a reason.
Hey! No one calls my skank a skank.
Emotions are hard, but that’s why they make you strong.[to Maze]
Devil is as devil does.
You really wanna know why I’m doing all of this? Why I’m trying to become God? I’m doing it for love. And it gets worse. I’m doing it for the love of a human. I am trying to be God so that I can finally be worthy of her.[to Zadkiel]
You know, if you spent as much time appealing to suspects as you do annoying me, things might go a lot faster.
You don’t save a marriage by sleeping with other people.
You don’t quit when you’re doing God’s work.
You are the oldest young person I’ve ever met! And coming from an immortal, that’s saying something.
Trust me, if there’s one thing I know, it’s desire.
