It felt good not to kill Ramona. I like not killing people. I’ve always liked it. I just forgot how much.[to Sheila]
If you miss eating pizza, eat a man who just ate pizza.[to Loki]
If we also stereotype people by assuming Nazis are always available, are we that much better than them?
If the Wright brothers had you as a daughter, we’d have never conquered the sky.[to Abby]
If life has taught me anything, it’s that human emotion is all about fairness.
If it pays her parents’ mortgage, it’s a sex thing.[to Abby]
I’ve been digging so many graves, I’m in the best shape of my life. I can even eat cake for breakfast.
I’m sorry I was so insistent on killing Boone. You know, being selfless doesn’t come easy to the undead.[to Joel]
I’m gonna handle this so fast, you’ll think I started it last week.
I wish she could go to therapy, but there’s so much she can’t talk about. It isn’t fair. Where do murderers go for help?[about Abby]
I think we should limit Anne in our lives. If she realizes that we’re killing people for food and not for God, she might not like us anymore.[to Sheila]
I think being separated from your penis has made you a better man.[to Gary’s head]