I know. I think I just got caught up with the idea of being that guy who’s had sex more than once.[Abby Hammond: Please tell me you’re not gonna have sex with your ex-kidnapper. You have your FBI interview. Is that not enough danger for one day?]
I just think a lot of undead roaming the streets could lead to problems. For instance, farmers’ markets selling actual farmers.
I just stuffed a man in a meat freezer. Cross that off my bucket list.
I don’t wanna be Dan’s hired assassin. I’m just settling into being a real estate broker who kills people. And the only thing I like about that job is I get to be my own boss.
I am so glad this is not one of those diseases that dries your skin out.
I am not a murderer. Okay, technically I am. Not even technically. Literally. But I refuse to be defined by the one time I murdered somebody.[to Eric]
Here’s the deal with life. No matter how much we want to control it, we can’t always know where it’s going to take us.
He is a head on a table. We have the upper hand. We have all the hands.[about Gary]
Great. Let’s go save her life so that she can die naturally one day in a tanning bed accident.[Joel Hammond: Chris and Christa are here.]
God, there’s so many ways to mess up your children.
Everyone is afraid of change, but when life is screaming, “This is your new truth,” you need to accept it. Be bold, be brave, and live your new truth, no matter what it is.
Don’t be an a**hole. Rise above your man bun.