Dear God. What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.
Anderson, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.
I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.[to Anderson]
You can tell a good Chinese by the bottom third of the door handle.
Bravery is by far the kindest word for stupidity.
Bitterness is a paralytic. Love is a much more vicious motivator.
Careful! Some of those skulls are over two hundred thousand years old! Have a bit of respect! …Thank you!