First impressions last. Start behind the eight ball and you’ll never get in front.
You’re nothing but a crowing c*ck. And the last c*ck that walked into my office learned what all the other c*cks learned: that I eat c*ck for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
You don’t make major life decisions when you are reeling from a loss.
When you dip your virgin toe in the deep warmth of my mud, you’re never gonna be the same again.
Nobody does anything as a courtesy.
It’s not bragging if it’s true.
I’m sorry I don’t have a photographic memory, but my brain is already too busy being awesome.
I’m not here to make your life comfortable, you’re here to do that for me.
Don’t play the odds, play the man.
You know it would be easier for both of us if you were wrong every once in a while.
When I beat you this time, they’re going to have to peel you off the wall.
There comes a time when a man must look at himself in the mirror, to judge himself instead of waiting to be judged by others.
