Don’t let the moment pass. Don’t let the people you love walk by you without letting them know how you feel about them. Because life slips by and then it’s over.
Yes is always so much better when it starts as a no.
You’re nothing but a crowing c*ck. And the last c*ck that walked into my office learned what all the other c*cks learned: that I eat c*ck for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
There comes a time when a man must look at himself in the mirror, to judge himself instead of waiting to be judged by others.
Just because a person gives advice doesn’t mean that they have to follow that same advice.
I need you to believe me so that we can move on and live our lives.
Harvey was Michael Jordan. Now it’s Lebron’s time, and he can’t take it.
I could be drinking a juice box and still kick your ass.
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