The Last of Us Quotes (Season 1)

This is your chance. You get her there, you keep her alive, and you set everything right. All the s*** we did.[to Joel]

The more you shoot people, the harder it is to sleep.[to Lee]

Nobody made you or Tess take me. Nobody made you go along with this plan. You needed a truck battery or whatever, and you made a choice. So don’t blame me for something that isn’t my fault.[to Joel]

Look, you ate, we didn’t kill each other, let’s call this a win-win and move on.[to Henry and Sam]

Just know, you can’t escape Will Livingston. He’ll be back. There’s nothing you can do to stop him.[to Joel]

Joel and I aren’t good people. We’re doin’ this for us because, apparently, you’re worth something. But we don’t know what you’re worth if we don’t know what we have.[to Ellie]

It’s easier when you’re a kid anyway. You don’t have anybody else relying on you. That’s the hard part.[to Henry, about Sam]

If I’m taking you with me, there’s some rules you gotta follow. Rule one, you don’t bring up Tess. Ever. Matter of fact, we can just keep our histories to ourselves. Rule two, you don’t tell anyone about your condition. They see that bite mark, they won’t think it through. They’ll just shoot you. Rule three, you do what I say when I say it.[to Ellie]

I don’t have a truck, I don’t have a squadron, FEDRA’s five minutes away. What I do have is you. And I know what you’re both capable of. For better or worse.[to Joel and Tess]

How about you just take the good news? Can you do that? Like to think, for once, maybe we could actually win?[to Joel]

Everybody I have cared for has either died or left me. Everybody, f***ing except for you! So don’t tell me that I’d be safer with somebody else because the truth is I would just be more scared.[to Joel]

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?[Ellie Williams]What?[Joel Miller]Yeah. It runs in your jeans.[Ellie Williams]