Gentlemen who have no sense of humour get to taking themselves too seriously – and that leads to mischief.
Every man is surrounded by a neighbourhood of voluntary spies.
Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.
Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.
Because of humour we are less overwhelmed by the vicissitudes of life.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
A sadist with a sense of humor was particularly dangerous.
A good marriage was one made between a blind wife and a deaf husband.[Pour qu’un mariage soit bon, il faut la femme aveugle et le mari sourd.]
A Flatterer never seems absurd: The Flatter’d always take his Word.
