Either All Days Are Holy, Or None Are. I Have Not Decided Yet.
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.
Don’t trust the cannibal just ‘cos he’s usin’ a knife and fork!
Don’t stick your nose where someone can pull it off and eat it.
Don’t put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That’s why they’re called revolutions.
Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, if you ever find anything I wouldn’t do.
Don’t be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through.
Dogs are not like cats, who amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.
Do you think it’s possible for an entire nation to be insane?
Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?
Destiny is important, see, but people go wrong when they think it controls them. It’s the other way around.
Despite rumor. Death isn’t cruel – merely terribly, terribly good at his job.
