I consider anybody a twerp who hasn’t read Democracy in America by Alexis de Tocqueville. There can never be a better book than that one on the strengths and vulnerabilities inherent in our form of government.
I am from a family of artists. Here I am, making a living in the arts. It has not been a rebellion. It’s as though I had taken over the family Esso station.
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
Evolution can go to hell as far as I am concerned. What a mistake we are. We have mortally wounded this sweet life — supporting planet — the only one in the whole Milky Way — with a century of transportation whoopee.
Call me Jonah. My parents did, or nearly did. They called me John.