Well Pop, I guess it’s time to ride the pale horse, up to the discount hardware store in the sky.
To save those two, I would submit to a prostate exam.[about Brandy and Kelly]
This town is only big enough for one a**hole, and that a**hole is me.
This sweet baby has bailed me out of more jams than a fistful of lube on a Saturday night.[about his car]
This ain’t a charity. What we’re up against only understands one thing.
They call ’em Deadites, and I’d say it’s a gift from God, but that would be giving the man upstairs a little too much credit. This is all me, baby.
Sometimes the whale needs his bait fish to remind him of where he is in the ocean. Or somethin’ like that.
Someone needs to wash your mouth out, kid. And that someone is me.
Shoot first, think never.
She shouldn’t be alone right now. Plus, you’re kinda like a young me. Deadites ruined your life and you’re hot as hell.
Pablo, I hope your weird Brujo uncle can help us out, ’cause me no likey bein’ responsible for everything bad.
Now I’m gonna kill you, just like I killed your father! I didn’t really kill your father, that just kinda sounded cool.
