Now I’m gonna kill you, just like I killed your father! I didn’t really kill your father, that just kinda sounded cool.
My name is Ash Williams. I’m a hero from the future. I’m here to save the world from evil. Again.
Meet me in the men’s room in three minutes. But I gotta warn you, you’re gonna want to leave your husband for me, and I can’t let that happen. Family values.
Linda, from the moment I saw you, I realized that you were one of the only Lindas for me.
Let’s tango, b**ch!
Let me tell you something, Ash Williams doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words. But I really don’t know the meaning of “fail.”
Ladies, I’m gonna be honest with you, I’m not drunk enough to know if this is good-weird or bad-weird. But I’ll get there though.
Just like old times, eh, Pablo? Except for the wife part and no Kelly. Actually, it’s not like old times at all.
Involvement in a double homicide can turn into a platter of s*** burgers but quick.
If you snag a little fish, you’re not gonna eat it. No, you use it as a bait fish, to catch the whale.
If you live in the past, you hurt the future.
I’ve been kicking Evil’s ass for more than thirty years. Who cares if Kandar is six feet tall or six hundred? I’m gonna show the world what a Williams can do.