You want answers?[Nathan R. Jessep]I think I’m entitled![Daniel Kaffee]You want answers?[Nathan R. Jessep]I want the truth![Daniel Kaffee]You can’t handle the truth![Nathan R. Jessep]
You’re the attorney Division assigned?[Joanne Galloway]I’m lead counsel. This is Sam Weinberg.[Daniel Kaffee]I have no responsibilities here whatsoever.[Sam Weinberg]
You don’t need to wear a patch on your arm to have honor.[to Dawson]
Why does a lieutenant junior grade with ninth months’ experience and a track record for plea bargaining get assigned a murder case? Would it be so that it never sees the inside of a courtroom?[to Galloway and Weinberg]
What is your point, Jo?[Nathan R. Jessep]She has no point. She often has no point, sir. It’s part of her charm.[Daniel Kaffee]
The doctor’s not telling the truth.[Joanne Galloway]Oh, that’s a relief!. I was afraid I wouldn’t be able to use the “liar, liar, pants on fire” defense.[Daniel Kaffee]
It doesn’t matter what I believe. It only matters what I can prove. So, please, don’t tell me what I know and don’t know! I know the law![to Galloway]
I think the whole f***ing bunch of you are certifiably insane. This code of honor of yours makes me want to beat the s*** out of somebody.[to Ross]
I felt his life might be in danger once word of the letter got out.[Nathan R. Jessep]Grave danger?[Daniel Kaffee]Is there another kind?[Nathan R. Jessep]
He told Kendrick to order the Code Red.[Joanne Galloway]He did? That’s great! Why didn’t you say so? And of course, you have proof of that? Oh, I’m sorry. I keep forgetting, you were sick the day they taught law at law school.[Daniel Kaffee]
Commander, Lieutenant Kaffee is generally considered the best litigator in our office. He’s successfully plea-bargained 44 cases in nine months.[Sam Weinberg]One more, I get a set of steak knives.[Daniel Kaffee]
Anyway, since we seem to be out of witnesses, I thought I’d drink a little.[Daniel Kaffee]I still think we can win.[Joanne Galloway]Maybe you should drink a little.[Daniel Kaffee]