So, what if this is like math or algebra? And you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, and you get, like, zero douchebags?
Oh, like I came to you begging to cook meth. “Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal?” Please! “I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV!”
Look, you two guys are just guys, okay? Mr. White, he’s the devil. You know, he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you. Whatever you think is supposed to happen, I’m telling you, the exact reverse opposite of that is gonna happen, okay?[to Steven and Hank]
If the cops catch me, I give them what they want the most. You. They nab me, I make a deal to give up the great Heisenberg and his million-dollar drug ring. You’re my free pass, b**ch.
I’m not doing what you want anymore. Okay, a**hole? This is just a heads-up to let you know I’m coming for you. See, I decided that burning down your house is nothing. Next time, I’m gonna get you where you really live.[to Walter]
Hearts and minds, right? Get them young and they’re yours forever.[about drug dealers using kids to sell methamphetamine]
Did you know that there’s an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars? That’s the government, Jack. Even the government doesn’t care that much about quality. You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and a**holes. But I say, hey, have at it b**ches ’cause I love hot dogs.