Criminals have no recourse.
You know why God made snakes before he made lawyers? He needed the practice.
You gotta teach me to play golf. A lawyer should be able to play golf.[to Kim]
Whoa, whoa. Hold up. What the hell happened to you? I get it, the first rule of Fight Club, right?
What’s the difference between a tick and a lawyer? The tick falls off when you’re dead! Bam!
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? “Your Honor.”
What Colonel Sanders is to chicken, Saul Goodman is to the law.
Well, you see an amateur. I see 170 pounds of clay ready to be molded.[Mike Ehrmantraut: Now, listen, even if this guy was gonna live, I wouldn’t go near him. He’s a complete amateur.]
Wave bye-bye to your cash cow, ’cause it’s leaving the pasture.
Two sweetest words in the English language, “miss,” “trial.”
They’re not gonna give it to you? So what? You’re gonna take it. You’re gonna do whatever it takes. Do you hear me? You are not gonna play by the rules. You’re gonna go your own way. You’re gonna do what they won’t do. You’re gonna be smart. You are gonna cut corners, and you are gonna win. They’re on the 35th floor? You’re gonna be on the 50th floor. You’re gonna be looking down on them. And the higher you rise, the more they’re gonna hate you. Good. Good. You rub their noses in it. You make them suffer. You don’t matter all that much to them. So what? So what? Screw them. Remember… the winner takes it all.
The path to justice is rarely smooth.
