Katarina 'Kat' Stratford Quotes

I guess in this society, being male and an a**hole makes you worthy of our time.

Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today?[Walter Stratford]Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford]

You’re not surrounded by your usual cloud of smoke.[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford]I know. I quit. Apparently they’re bad for you.[Patrick Verona]You think?[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford]

You don’t always have to be who they want you to be, you know.[to Bianca]

Well, maybe you’re not afraid of me, but I’m sure you’ve thought about me naked, huh?[Patrick Verona]Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you. Oh, baby, oh, baby.[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford, sarcastically]

Someone still has her panties in a twist.[Patrick Verona]Don’t for one minute think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford]Then what did I have an effect on?[Patrick Verona]Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford]

Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.

I’m a firm believer in doing something for your own reasons, and not someone else’s.[to Bianca]

Hey there, girlie. How you doing?[Patrick Verona]Sweating like a pig, actually. And yourself?[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford]Now, there’s a way to get a guy’s attention, huh?[Patrick Verona]My mission in life. But obviously, I struck your fancy, so, you see, it worked. The world makes sense again.[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford]

“I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly, I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all”