I guess in this society, being male and an a**hole makes you worthy of our time.
Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today?[Walter Stratford]Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford]
You’re not surrounded by your usual cloud of smoke.[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford]I know. I quit. Apparently they’re bad for you.[Patrick Verona]You think?[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford]
You don’t always have to be who they want you to be, you know.[to Bianca]
You can’t just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know.[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford]Yeah, I know. But then, you know, there’s always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine.[Patrick Verona]
Well, maybe you’re not afraid of me, but I’m sure you’ve thought about me naked, huh?[Patrick Verona]Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you. Oh, baby, oh, baby.[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford, sarcastically]
We’re going now.[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford]All right, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I’m giving them ideas.[Walter Stratford]
This is so patronising.[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford]Leave it to you to use big words when you’re smashed.[Patrick Verona]
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Tell me something true.[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford]Something true. I hate peas.[Patrick Verona]No. Something real. Something no one else knows.[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford]Okay. You’re sweet, and sexy, and completely hot for me.[Patrick Verona]
Someone still has her panties in a twist.[Patrick Verona]Don’t for one minute think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford]Then what did I have an effect on?[Patrick Verona]Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford]
Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl.[Patrick Verona]Is that right?[Katarina ‘Kat’ Stratford]Yeah, but I screwed up. I fell for her.[Patrick Verona]
Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.
