I bet your parents taught you that you mean something. That you’re here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all. They taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to.
Once you’re a parent, you’re the ghost of your children’s future.
Your son got mad at you. Welcome to parenthood.[to Li]
There’s no better way to butter up a parent than to tell him how hot his kids are.
No one can ever prepare you for what happens when you have a child. When you see the baby in your arms and you know that it’s your job now. No one can prepare you for the love and the fear.
You know, people always say that you can’t choose your parents, but you can’t choose your children…
We all get dragged through our parents’ lives.
Parents aren’t for telling their children who they’re supposed to be. We are here to give y’all tools, help you make fools of yourselves all on your own.[to Clark]
I’m not a hero. I was trying to save my daughter. If I got to save the world to save her, then I’m damn sure gonna do it.[to Dorian]
Exceptional children are often the product of unremarkable parents.
You’ve been spying on me all my entire life?[Sister Liesl]It’s not called spying when you’re the parent. It’s called nurturing. Or at the very least, interest.[Zsa-zsa Korda]
You want some good parental advice? Don’t listen to me.[to Kelly]
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