You can’t go your whole life scared of everything.[to Percy]
Young girls are idiots. That’s not their fault. They’re young.[to Laird and Allison]
What’s with the questions? Can’t we just get drunk and have fun?[to Percy]
The best part about getting older is not giving a f*** what people think.
People should see who you are. You’re great.[to Percy]
Oh, come on. I won’t bite. Unless you want me to.[to Percy]
No way I’m gonna be on call to some rich a**hole all summer. If you see me doing that, it means I’ve completely compromised who I am, and you can kill me because I’ve given up.[to Sara and Jim]
I’ll date his brains out.
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I can’t kidnap you. You’re nineteen. Grow up![to Percy]
Doesn’t anyone f*** anymore?[after she sees people using their phones in a bedroom]
Do I like little kids? You’re a male nanny.[Jody: You like little kids or something?]
