A wife and fiancee catfight! Please tell me we can stop for popcorn on the way.
Yin needs Yang, not another Yin. Yin-Yang is harmony. Yin-Yin is… a name for a panda.
Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.
She may have built up a wall between us, but I am going to build a door in that wall. Or put up a ladder. Or dig a hole.
Let me tell you something about crazy people. The sex is unbelievable.
Just because we haven’t figured it out yet doesn’t mean we won’t.
It’s a fact of life. People we love leave us. Unless you chain them to a radiator, which for some reason is illegal.
Cuff me once, shame on you. Cuff me twice, shame on me.
Well, the pen is mightier than the sword, but a baseball bat can be pretty effective too.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people. Psychopaths and mystery writers.
Santa’s not real. We still love opening his presents.
Sam I am in a box. With a fox. We’re gonna need some popcorn.