William 'Bunk' Moreland Quotes

There you go, giving a f*** when it ain’t your turn to give a f***.[to McNulty]

Well, would we be police if we could?[Rhonda Pearlman: You all cannot spell for s***.]

Lack of p***y will change even a good man’s demeanor.

You’re not the run-of-the-mill kind of a**hole, are you, Jimmy? You’re the special kind of a**hole.

The bigger the lie, the more they believe.

The Bunk can’t swim. I ain’t too good at floating, either.

S*** is like a war, ain’t it? Easy to get in, hell to get out.

Maybe you ought to set up an easel on the sidewalk and do a sketch instead.[McNulty has trouble loading up the camera]

Jimmy McNulty, when he ain’t policing, he’s a picture postcard of a drunken, self-destructive f***-up. And when he is policing, he’s pretty much the same motherf***er. But on a good case, he’s running in front of the pack. That’s as close as the man comes to being right.

Everybody likes everybody when they’re kissing.

A man must have a code.

You moldering motherf***er, don’t even think about coming back a murder. Don’t even think of that s***.[to a dead body]