Inglourious Basterds Quotes

The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the Jews is, as opposed to most German soldiers, I can think like a Jew where they can only think like a German. More precisely, a German soldier.

The Basterds. Never heard of them.[Archie Hicox]Whole point of the Secret Service, old boy, you not hearing of them.[Ed Fenech]

That’s German, ain’t it? You all like climbing mountains, don’t you?[Aldo Raine]I don’t. I like smoking, drinking and ordering in restaurants.[Bridget von Hammersmark]

That’s a bingo! Is that the way you say it? “That’s a bingo.”[Hans Landa]You just say, “Bingo.”[Aldo Raine]Bingo! How fun. But I digress. Where were we?[Hans Landa]

Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you’re sitting, would you show me mercy?[Hans Landa]Nope.[Aldo Raine]What is that English expression about shoes and feet?[Hans Landa]“Looks like the shoe is on the other foot.” Yeah, I was just thinking that.[Aldo Raine]

I’ve read the reports of this area. But like any enterprise, when under new management, there is always a slight duplication of efforts… most of it being a complete waste of time, but needs to be done nevertheless.

I’m going to give you a little something you can’t take off.[repeated line]

I’m aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity.

I love rumors! Facts could be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing.

I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language than English?

I don’t know about you all, but I sure as hell didn’t come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross 5,000 miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a f***ing airplane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain’t got no humanity.

I can see since you didn’t see what happened inside, that the Nazis being there must look odd.[Bridget von Hammersmark]Yeah, we got a word for that kind of odd in English. It’s called suspicious.[Aldo Raine]