25 Funniest Sarcastic Movie Quotes

Last updated on Jan 13th, 2024

25 Funniest Sarcastic Movie Quotes

Relive the wit and charm of your beloved movie characters in a world where humor meets irony in the best way possible.

Here are the funniest sarcastic movie quotes and one-liners from contemporary films to Hollywood classics.

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Husband? I never found a man good enough for that.Amy Jolly, Morocco (1930)

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - President Merkin Muffley (Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb Quotes)
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Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants. - Frank (Once Upon a Time in the West Quotes)
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How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can’t even trust his own pants.Frank, (to Wobbles), Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)

Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on. - James Bond (The Man with the Golden Gun Quotes)
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Miss Anders… I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.James Bond, The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

If we can just avoid any more female advice, we ought to be able to get out of here. - Han Solo (Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope Quotes)
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If we can just avoid any more female advice, we ought to be able to get out of here.Han Solo, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

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Magda: He suggests a trade. The egg for your life.
James Bond: Well, I heard the price of eggs was going up, but isn’t that a little high?Magda, James Bond, Octopussy (1983)

The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers. - Emmett Brown (Back to the Future Part II Quotes)
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The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they’ve abolished all lawyers.Emmett Brown, Back to the Future Part II (1989)

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Gaston: How can you read this? There’s no pictures.
Belle: Well, some people use their imagination.Gaston, Belle, Beauty and the Beast (1991)

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Master’s Wife: Aren’t you broads a little old to be trick-or-treating?
Winifred ‘Winnie’ Sanderson: We’ll be younger in the morning.Master's Wife, Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus (1993)

Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind! - Warden Norton (The Shawshank Redemption Quotes)
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Lord! It’s a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!Warden Norton, The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

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Oh, I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction (1994)

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Police Camera Tech: Who the f*** are you?
Dignam: I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.Police Camera Tech, Dignam, The Departed (2006)

I'm sorry. That last hand... nearly killed me. - James Bond (Casino Royale Quotes)
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I’m sorry. That last hand… nearly killed me.James Bond, (sarcastically to Le Chiffre, after nearly dying from poisoning), Casino Royale (2006)

Don't point that gun at him. He's an unpaid intern. - Steve Zissou (The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 2004 Movie Quotes)
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Don’t point that gun at him. He’s an unpaid intern.Steve Zissou, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

I'm not certain I can survive any more visits from old friends. - Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Quotes)
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I’m not certain I can survive any more visits from old friends.Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

Whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger. - Joker (The Dark Knight Quotes)
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Whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.Joker, The Dark Knight (2008)

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Maria Hill: Lab’s all set up, boss.
Tony Stark: Oh, actually, he’s the boss. (points to Captain America) I just pay for everything, and design everything, and make everyone look cooler.Maria Hill, Tony Stark, Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Join the IMF. See the world. On a monitor. In a closet. - Benji Dunn (Mission: Impossible 5 - Rogue Nation 2015 Quotes)
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Join the IMF. See the world. On a monitor. In a closet.Benji Dunn, (sarcastic), Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)

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Cancer’s only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without.Wade Wilson, Deadpool (2016)

Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate. - Jackson Healy (The Nice Guys Quotes)
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Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate.Jackson Healy, The Nice Guys (2016)

Barry Allen: What are your superpowers again? Bruce Wayne: I'm rich. (Justice League Quotes)
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Barry Allen: What are your superpowers again?
Bruce Wayne: I’m rich.Barry Allen, Bruce Wayne, Justice League (2017)

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Tewkesbury: Where are all the servants?
Enola Holmes: Welcome to the future.Tewkesbury, Enola Holmes, Enola Holmes (2020)

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Jürgen Voller: You should have stayed in New York.
Indiana Jones: You should have stayed out of Poland.Jürgen Voller, Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)

My ego is far too big to say thank you to someone else. - Bruce Wayne (Ben Affleck) (The Flash Movie 2023 Quotes)
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Diana Prince: You are welcome.
Bruce Wayne: My ego is far too big to say “thank you” to someone else.Diana Prince, Bruce Wayne, The Flash (2023)

How long have you been British? - J. Robert Oppenheimer Since Hitler told me I wasn't German. - Klaus Fuchs (Oppenheimer 2023 Movie Quotes)
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J. Robert Oppenheimer: How long have you been British?
Klaus Fuchs: Since Hitler told me I wasn’t German.J. Robert Oppenheimer, Klaus Fuchs, Oppenheimer (2023)