Got to look successful to be successful.
Either you fit the jacket, or the jacket fits you.
Criminals have no recourse.
You think you’ve lost everything? You have no idea.[to Betsy]
You know why God made snakes before he made lawyers? He needed the practice.
You gotta teach me to play golf. A lawyer should be able to play golf.[to Kim]
You asked if you were bad for me. That’s not it. We are bad for each other.[to Jimmy]
Whoa, whoa. Hold up. What the hell happened to you? I get it, the first rule of Fight Club, right?
Whatever happens next, it’s not gonna go down the way you think it is.[to Gus]
What’s the difference between a tick and a lawyer? The tick falls off when you’re dead! Bam!
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? “Your Honor.”
What Colonel Sanders is to chicken, Saul Goodman is to the law.