There’s no honor among thieves… except for us of course.
The money laundering aspect is fairly straightforward. But I gotta tell ya, the not-telling-your-wife aspect? Most people want to know why they suddenly got rich.
If a mosquito’s buzzing around you, it bites you on the ass, you don’t go gunning for the mosquito’s attorney. You go grab a flyswatter.
I don’t know what kind of movies you’ve been watching, but here in the real world, we don’t kill eleven people as some kind of prophylactic measure.[to Lydia]
I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really… I was alive.[to Skyler]
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet’s nest, it’s a free country, but how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?[to Jesse]
You know Walter, sometimes it doesn’t hurt to have someone watching your back.
Yo, Gatorade me, b**ch.
What does a man do, Walter? A man provides for his family.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
That’s my legal opinion. Make hay while the sun is still shining.
Tagging trees is a lot better than chasing monsters.[to Walter]
