My son! My bottle! My house!
If you’re committed enough, you can make any story work. I once convinced a woman that I was Kevin Costner and it worked because I believed it.
I like doing business with a family man. There’s always a lot of collateral.
Free food always tastes good. Free drinks even better.
Did you not plan for this contingency? Well, next time, plan for it, would you? The Starship Enterprise had a self-destruct button. I’m just saying.
Chemotherapy and marijuana go together like apple pie and Chevrolet.
You’re never too old for balloons.
You kill me, you have nothing. You kill Jesse, you don’t have me.[to Gus]
When we do what we do for good reasons, then we’ve got nothing to worry about. And there’s no better reason than family.[to Skyler]
What’s the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?
This job can be boring as hell. Until it’s not.
This is your fault. This is what comes of your disrespect. I told you, Skyler. I warned you for a solid year. You cross me, there will be consequences. What part of that didn’t you understand?[to Skyler]