Half Man Quotes

You’ve wasted your whole life dancing to other people’s tunes.[to Niall]

You should have said about Ruben.[Young Niall Kennedy]Oh, pi** yourself! You’re a 15-year-old boy. I’ve given you life. I don’t need to give you respect.[Lori Kennedy]

You see, according to my lawyer, the only thing a jury hates more than a thug is a fag.

Yeah, you’re paying me back, Niall.[Ruben Pallister]That’s not fair.[Niall Kennedy]“Not fair”? You know, you’re the only c**t in the world who could borrow 30K and then make the other cunt feel unreasonable for asking it back.[Ruben Pallister]

Well, you give off the vibe of an absent father, to be fair.[Ava]How do I?[Niall Kennedy]Runs in the family. Your father was an absent father, was he not?[Ava]He died.[Niall Kennedy]Exactly. You don’t get much more absent than that, do you?[Ava]

Well, what do you want me to do?[Niall Kennedy]I want you to go down the dance class and keep an eye on her.[Ruben Pallister]You want me to stalk your wife?[Niall Kennedy]No, I don’t want you to stalk my wife, Niall. Jesus Christ! Just stay close to her. Trace her movements. Follow her around the place a bit. But don’t stalk her.[Ruben Pallister]

Someone stabs you, they attack the body. Someone gropes you, they attack your f***ing soul! Who you are as a man! That’s why it’s different!

So, do you guys have any questions?[Nurse]It… Yeah, I mean, what happens now?[Ava]Well, I think you need to start planning. This is a geriatric pregnancy, and you need to limit anything which causes stress in your life.[Nurse]Jesus, Niall! You’re gonna have to move out then.[Ava]

See, this is your problem. You are too busy blaming everyone else for your issues because it’s easier to point the finger than turn it back on yourself![to Niall]

One of the most lethal acts of self-harm you can commit is convincing yourself you’re worthy of a higher purpose.

March to the beat of your own drum, tends to drown out the other noise.

I’m 42. Been told I could never have kids. This genuinely might be my last chance to be unhappy.