Desperation makes for strange bedfellows.
Dealing with mortality was so much easier when I was just another clueless idiot. Being a celestial insider really sucks.
Anybody worth dating should understand everything that makes you… you.
And those trousers. I mean, you wear them so low that your ass is exposed to other naughty men, and we all know what kind of danger that can bring, don’t we? I mean, you can park your bike in there.
Ah, the diamond industry. Truly the greatest trick someone other than me played on the world. Thousands of dollars for lumps of old coal.
Act like a child, get treated like a child.
You realize what you just did? You just ruined a perfectly good Burberry.[after being shot by Reese Getty]
You have to risk falling if you wanna fly.[to Lucifer]
You have no one to blame but yourself for who you are.[to Michael]
You don’t need some silly necklace to give you strength, because you’re the strongest woman I’ve ever met in my life.[to Chloe]
You did the right thing, Lucifer. It’s never too late for that.
You can’t get more grown up than learning to drive the most sophisticated vehicle ever produced, 1962 Corvette Stingray.[to Rory]
