Sometimes we need to lose something before we can understand its value.
Sometimes we get along best with the people we’re most different from.
That’s why I don’t lie. It’s so hard to keep track of who knows what.
Hell truly hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Never been thrown out of anywhere before in my life. Well, except for Heaven, of course.
We can’t control what happens to us, only how it affects us and the choices we make.
No matter how bad things get, the true test is how we choose to respond to the pain we suffer, or inflict.
I find people who are rude usually feel powerless in their own lives. Terrified of not being in control.
We need the most love when we’re being most unlovable.
The most evil of people have the most normal names, I’ve experienced. Beware anyone named Keith.
The Devil gets burned by fire. Could this be any more ironic?
You know you’re going to have to get much better at lying, if you wanna be president.