You’re the devil. But you’re also an angel.[to Lucifer]
You know you’re going to have to get much better at lying, if you wanna be president.
Desire shouldn’t be contained, it’s unnatural.
The best thing to do is always to follow your greatest desire.
I need your help like I need a third boob. Wait. Don’t say a word. Knew it was a mistake the minute it came out of my mouth.
I love L.A. Even the homeless have an IMDB page.
The good news is that whilst all dogs go to Heaven, you’d be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in Hell.
Mmm, dangerous. Lucifer likes.
I’m not one to get into the feels, usually, but… you seem genuinely distressed. You okay? Do you want to… I don’t know… chat about it or something? Sex is always on the table.
What? Oh, no. I’m not here to stop you. If you want to jump, go for it.
That tingling sensation running up your spine… inevitability. And the bit running down your leg? Fear.
For your penance, ten Bloody Marys and a good shag.