Advertising is based on one thing: happiness. And you know what happiness is? Happiness is the smell of a new car. It’s freedom from fear. It’s a billboard on the side of the road that screams with reassurance that whatever you’re doing, it’s okay. You are okay.
You’re born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts.
You don’t know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it’s good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it’s what men do.
I’m living like there’s no tomorrow, because there isn’t one.
When God closes a door, he opens a dress.
What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.
The President is a product. Don’t forget that.
The day you sign a client is the day you start losing them.
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People want to be told what to do so badly, that they’ll listen to anyone.
One never knows how loyalty is born.
I know people say life goes on, and it does, but no one tells you that’s not a good thing.
You will realize in your private life that at a certain point seduction is over and force is actually being requested.
