Apologizing isn’t just social etiquette, it’s a hugely important human ritual that brings relationships together and helps people to move forward.
Who needs a friend when you have a boyfriend?
I’ve been wanking all night. I ate four packets of crumpets and I think my clit might drop off. But I know exactly what I want.
I don’t think anyone would want a pregnant 17-year-old.[Abortion Nurse: Have you considered the possibility of adoption?]
Complex female characters.[Jackson Marchetti: What is your thing, then?]
We’re just f***ing, Jackson. We don’t need to know each other’s postcodes.
The thing is, he can be really sweet, when nobody’s watching.[about Adam]
Rule number one, enthusiasm is more important than technique.
People don’t trust your product because they haven’t tried it yet.
Peer pressure is hard, but living with regret is harder.
Overcompensation merely masks an unconscious weakness.
Nothing says “Happy Abortion” like a bouquet.
