Who needs a friend when you have a boyfriend?
She’s the best kind of cool, because no one in this place even knows it yet.[about Maeve]
Rule number one, enthusiasm is more important than technique.
People don’t trust your product because they haven’t tried it yet.
Knowledge is power, power is status, and status means popular.
It’s kind of hard to like someone who doesn’t like themselves.[to Adam]
I’ve known you since you were nine years old, and you’re never happier than when you’re talking to people about their genitals.[to Otis]
I’ll be hurt either way. Isn’t it better to be who I am?[to Mr. Effoing]