Who needs a friend when you have a boyfriend?
Knowledge is power, power is status, and status means popular.
I’ve known you since you were nine years old, and you’re never happier than when you’re talking to people about their genitals.[to Otis]
Rule number one, enthusiasm is more important than technique.
People don’t trust your product because they haven’t tried it yet.
It’s kind of hard to like someone who doesn’t like themselves.[to Adam]
I’ll be hurt either way. Isn’t it better to be who I am?[to Mr. Effiong]
She’s the best kind of cool, because no one in this place even knows it yet.[about Maeve]
