Knowledge is power, power is status, and status means popular.
Who needs a friend when you have a boyfriend?
It’s kind of hard to like someone who doesn’t like themselves.[to Adam]
I’ve known you since you were nine years old, and you’re never happier than when you’re talking to people about their genitals.[to Otis]
I’ll be hurt either way. Isn’t it better to be who I am?[to Mr. Effiong]
Rule number one, enthusiasm is more important than technique.
People don’t trust your product because they haven’t tried it yet.
You need an appointment to change your attitude.
She’s the best kind of cool, because no one in this place even knows it yet.[about Maeve]
I know that the world can be harsh, but you’re not alone.[to Cal]
