Why celebrate the day I got pushed out of some random vag**a against my will?[Otis Milburn: No one hates birthdays, Maeve.]
It’s just someone else to let you down, isn’t it?[Otis Milburn: Okay, but seriously, what’s wrong with boyfriend?]
Funfairs are simply a distraction from the inevitability of death.
You don’t end up in bad situations. You make bad choices.[to Erin]
Pessimists outlive optimists.
I’m not inviting you in. I’ll text you if I die.[to Otis]
I don’t think anyone would want a pregnant 17-year-old.[Abortion Nurse: Have you considered the possibility of adoption?]
Complex female characters.[Jackson Marchetti: What is your thing, then?]
All of our brains are slowly dying. You’re not unique.
We’re just f***ing, Jackson. We don’t need to know each other’s postcodes.
Nothing says “Happy Abortion” like a bouquet.
Do you think if I die of embarrassment, I might get a discount? [to Isaac]
