I’ve been wanking all night. I ate four packets of crumpets and I think my clit might drop off. But I know exactly what I want.
I’ve been practicing. But all the flour, it’s making me constipated. Last week, I didn’t do a s*** for five days. Then when I finally did do a poo, it was like my bum had this gigantic orgasm. Oh, it was great.
Every vulva is unique and beautiful and deserves to be cherished.
The thing is, he can be really sweet, when nobody’s watching.[about Adam]
You act like you don’t give a s*** about anyone, but really, it’s just to keep people out. You’ve done it to Otis, and now you’re doing it to me![to Maeve]
Maybe it’s because other people don’t see them how they really are.[Isaac: A lot of female artists like to use self-portraiture.]
Love should make you feel safe. It should make you feel braver because you can be totally yourself around that person.[to Viv]
I know you don’t like emotional s***, but I’ve been thinking about how you don’t really have a proper mum, and I wanted you to know that even though my mum has money, she’s also crap sometimes too. So I was thinking that maybe we could be each other’s mums.[to Maeve]
I cannot believe you’re going to a funeral with a sеx injury. [to Maeve]
