A beautiful funeral doesn’t guarantee Heaven.
Most of what people say at a funeral is a wish. “They’re in a better place, they’re at peace, they’re smiling down.” People just wishing out loud.
Funerals are for the living, and revising history only dilutes the lessons we should learn from it.
Funerals are for the living. It’s up to the living to decide what they can and cannot bear.
You wanna hole up in this place until they come and kill you? That’s not a plan. That is an unscheduled funeral.[to Frankie]
That’s why funerals are usually a nightmare. Ten members of the family coming up with s*** ideas. “It’s what he would’ve wanted.”
Nothing like a good funeral to put things in perspective.
If I die, promise me Valdo Marx will not play at my funeral.[to Ciri]
I enjoy funerals. I’ve been crashing them since I was old enough to read the obituary section.
I cannot believe you’re going to a funeral with a sеx injury. [to Maeve]
Funerals are weird, aren’t they? They’re like a party, but for sad people. Like where everyone knows they have to go and be sad. Maybe you’re not sad, but you have to go and be sad.
Funerals are supposed to help lay things to rest.
