Look, guys, for thousands of years, guys like us gave gotten the s*** kicked out of us. But now, for the first time, we’re living in an era, where we can be in charge and build empires. We could be the vikings of our day.
Just face it, Dinesh, you’re gay for my code, you’re code gay.
Jobs was a poser. He didn’t even write code.
It’s weird. They always travel in groups of five. These programmers, there’s always a tall, skinny white guy; short, skinny Asian guy; fat guy with a ponytail; some guy with crazy facial hair; and then an East Indian guy. It’s like they trade guys until they all have the right group.
It’s like when somebody says they want to go birding with you, but really they just want to get you alone in the woods, so they can take your binoculars.
I’ve always wanted to be part of a suicide pact.
I’m sure you can find your way out with one of your two faces.
I don’t know about you people, but I don’t want to live in a world where someone else makes the world a better place better than we do.
Anyone who tells you their platform is faster than ours better have good lawyers.
Your logo looks like a sideways vag**a. I find that to be racist, don’t you?
We need to do what any animal in nature does when it’s cornered, act erratically, and blindly lash out at everything around us.
Wait, is this a wheat beer? I can’t drink this without a lemon.