Time is a sphere and I have been reincarnated during the same time period in which I exist.
They just kept saying that if I didn’t waste so much money at the butthole doctor, then we’d have enough money, but I pay for all my medical out of pocket.
The only people who have used that term with me were assailants.
Pedophiles are typically not early adopters, so we would miss out on that whole market. That’s problematic.
Now Dropbox is winning, but when it comes to audio and video files, they might as well be called Dripbox.
Just face it, Dinesh, you’re gay for my code, you’re code gay.
Jobs was a poser. He didn’t even write code.
It’s like when somebody says they want to go birding with you, but really they just want to get you alone in the woods, so they can take your binoculars.
I’ve always wanted to be part of a suicide pact.
I’m sure you can find your way out with one of your two faces.
I just masturbated to heighten my focus. I have a fifteen-minute refractory period.
Anyone who tells you their platform is faster than ours better have good lawyers.