Your logo looks like a sideways vag**a. I find that to be racist, don’t you?
Wait, is this a wheat beer? I can’t drink this without a lemon.
The UX is like Soviet-era.
That’s not really our logo, is it? It looks like a guy sucking a d*ck, and he’s got another d*ck tucked behind his ear for later. Like a snack d*ck.
That’s just the kind of guy that Peter was: warm, generous, and not disappointed in Snapchat.
She’d have to be crazy to tell him, and I asked her point-blank if she was crazy, and she swore to me, no, she’s not crazy.
One of you is the least attractive person I’ve ever seen, and I’m not gonna say who.
If we are going to change the name, we need to do it now. Names stick. My name’s only Jared because Gavin called me that on my first day. My real name is Donald.
I’ll go find some hoes to prioritize behind you.
Everybody who’s ever sued me has settled out of court. Pussies.
Bit Soup. It’s like alphabet soup but it’s ones and zeros instead of the letters.