The dinosaur is having one last roar at the meteor before it wipes him out.[about Logan]
Scottish kicky-ball? It looks like two eunuchs trying to f*** a letterbox.
Romulus. When you laugh, please do it at the same volume as everyone else. We didn’t get you from a hyena farm.
Oh, I’m sure. But just think, once you’re done, you won’t have to waste the twelve seconds it takes to look up something on Wikipedia.[Mark Pierce: Well, the second PhD is much harder. Yeah, five years is an absolute gauntlet.]
Not to be crude about it, but politics is what comes out the a**hole.[to Shiv]
My dad is a bastard, they need to know I’m a bastard, too.[to Gerri]
Love is a strange and peculiar affliction. It’s like a virus. So could you please just stay here for a while, and maybe you’ll catch it.[to Willa]
Love and marriage. I feel another million drain with every cluck from that hen house.
It’s all about the morsels, man. Feed me the f***ing tasty morsels. Keep me interested. That is where we’re headed. Tasty morsels from groovy hubs.[to Lawrence]
If we own all the news, I do actually wonder where I’ll get my f***ing news. Because at some point, someone needs to actually keep track of what’s going on in the world.[to Tom]
I know that you’ve read a lot of books about business management and this and that, but you know what? Sometimes it is a big d*ck competition.[to Kendall]
I just hope our acting CEO isn’t getting too f***ing acting.
