If you want to know where God is, ask a drunk.
If we cling to belief in God, we cannot likewise have faith, since faith is not clinging but letting go.
If they drive God from the earth, we shall shelter Him underground.[Если бога с земли изгонят, мы под землей его сретим!]
If there were no God, he would have to be invented.[Если бы не было бога, то его надо выдумать.]
If there was a God, would he do this to a child who had never harmed anyone? What kind of God lets innocent children die?
If there is a god, all is well; and if chance rules, do not thou also be governed by it.[εἴτε θεός, εὖἔχει πάντα˙ εἴτε τὸ εἰκῇ.]
If there is a God what the hell is He for.
If there are gods to listen, they are monstrous gods who torment us for their sport. Who else would make a world like this, so full of bondage, blood, and pain?
If the God of goodness and indulgence who hovers over the worlds does not make a second washing of the human race, it is doubtless because so little success attended the first.[Si le Dieu de bonté et d’indulgence qui plane sur les mondes ne fait pas une seconde lessive du genre humain, c’est sans doute à cause du peu de succès de la première…]
If Providence has created the stars and the planets, man has called the cannon-ball into existence.[Si Dieu a fait les étoiles et les planètes, l’homme a fait le boulet.]
If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC
If God makes man in His image, we all return the favor.