What is Grand is necessarily obscure to Weak men. That which can be made Explicit to the idiot is not worth my care.
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
What a lot of funny people it does take to make a world.
We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.
Those who do not complain are never pitied.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.
The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren’t in a very good mood.
The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.
The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.
