If there’s one thing life has taught me, there’s always room to grow.
I just have one question. Who are you, who is she, what the hell is going on, and can I go back to jail now?[to Hank]
You’re with her? Oh, man. I thought you were cool.[to Bill Foster]
Misdirection. One of the first things they teach you at Online Close-up Magic University.
I don’t have to win. We both just have to lose.[to Kang]
I didn’t steal anything! I was returning something I stole.[to a police officer]
You know, my pep-pep always said, “If you want to do something right, you make a list.” So, we should do that.
Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?[to Yellowjacket]
My whole life happened because I messed up. The only thing I didn’t mess up is you.[Cassie Lang: I messed up.]
My life doesn’t make sense. I used to ask myself a lot of questions about that. “Scott you just saved the Quantum Realm with your family, and drank a guy without holes. Why does this kind of stuff keep happening to you? That doesn’t make any sense.” But you know what? Who said life has to make sense?
I’m gonna call you Ant-onio Banderas! You’re a badass![to a flying ant]
I was hoping I could grab a piece of technology. Just for a few days. I’m gonna return it. I need it to save the world. You know how that is.[Sam Wilson: You wanna tell me what you want?]
