You’re no god. No angel came to you. You had a wet dream about some chick with big, juicy tіts. If that makes you a god, then I’m a f***ing god every night.[to Homelander]
You want to know what I do when I’m sad or scared? F***ing nothing. Because I’m not a f***ing pussy.[to Hughie]
You know how long I’ve wanted to smash in that pretty face?[Bombsight]Buddy, the Queen sat on this face. It’s a national f***ing treasure.[Soldier Boy]
Would you like some knee pads?[Soldier Boy]I’m sorry?[The Deep]You’re looking at me like you want to suck my hog. So I’m asking if you would like some knee pads.[Soldier Boy]
Of course I worship Homelander. I mean, he’s always been a god to me.[Firecracker]Look, I’ll tell you this. If there is a God, sure as hell didn’t come out of my balls.[Soldier Boy]
Let me be clear. Nobody summons me. The last time I let a Black woman boss me around, it was Nell Carter. With a c*ck ring and a tub of Crisco.[to Sister Sage]
I guess it’s true. You’re one of us now.[Soldier Boy]Well, if you can’t beat them, join them. Then f***ing beat them.[Billy Butcher]
He is the strangest mοthеrf***еr I’ve ever known. And I’ve had a threesome with Gary Busey.[about Homelander]
He is a f***ing asexual weirdo. But as much as it pains me to say this, he’s my f***ing asexual weirdo. Nobody f***s my son but me.[Soldier Boy]What?[Mister Marathon]That came out wrong.[Soldier Boy]
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape. You’re just a cheap f***ing knockoff.[to Homelander]
