You know what makes us miserable? The expectation that the world is something other than what it is.
You could live in a lot of houses, but not all houses are homes.
You can research a lot about a man, but you can’t research his sense of humor.
Roulette’s for chumps.
People have problems, I provide solutions. Permanent ones.
Nothing makes a man angrier than having no sense of meaning or purpose in life.
I told you… ignorance still has consequences.[to Moses]
Don’t know what I loved more, the look on his face when you hit him with the glass or the look on yours when you threw him on that table.