You know what makes us miserable? The expectation that the world is something other than what it is.
There’s no good news in this world.
I’m not gonna tell you that we’re doing the world a service here, but we’re doing the world a service.
You’re one of the two most important people in their lives. Their mama who brought them into this circus, and us, the ones who took down the tent.[to Quarry]
You only last if you don’t care.
You could live in a lot of houses, but not all houses are homes.
You can research a lot about a man, but you can’t research his sense of humor.
Scratch a cynic, you find an idealist.
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Roulette’s for chumps.
People have problems, I provide solutions. Permanent ones.
Nothing makes a man angrier than having no sense of meaning or purpose in life.
Money’s never as big as people think.
